Alene cheats by groping all of the gifts
(as Jeopardy plays in the background)

She got See's candies

Ben gets a pop gun

Burt got kitchen stuff

Chelsea gets a flashlight

Craig gets a knife

And he models it for us

Don't mess with Craig

Dylan gets a gift certificate to Kilwin's - the local
ice cream shop

Lee gets glow sticks for her next rave

Herb gets a machete. A machete.

Grandma gets shower sponges and no machete

Lukas tried to steal the knife from Craig and both my and Nancy's hearts stopped.
He changed his mind anyway. Whew!