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David Letterman's remarks on September 17, 2001...
cold opening and applause
(Dave sitting at desk)
Thank you very much.
Welcome to the Late Show.
This is our first show on the air since New York and
Washington were attacked, and I need to ask your patience and
indulgence here because I want to say a few things, and believe
me, sadly, I'm not going to be saying anything new, and in the
past week others have said what I will be saying here tonight
far more eloquently than I'm equipped to do.
But, if we are going to
continue to do shows, I just need to hear myself talk
for a couple of minutes, and so that's what I'm going to do here.
It's terribly sad here
in New York City. We've lost five thousand fellow New
Yorkers, and you can feel it. You can feel it. You can see it.
It's terribly
sad. Terribly, terribly sad. And watching all of this, I wasn't
sure that I
should be doing a television show, because for twenty years we've
been in the
city, making fun of everything, making fun of the city, making
fun of my hair,
making fun of Paul... well...
So, to come to this circumstance
that is so desperately sad, I don't trust my
judgment in matters like this, but I'll tell you the reason that
I am doing a
show and the reason I am back to work is because of Mayor Giuliani.
Very early on, after the
attack, and how strange does it sound to invoke that
phrase, "after the attack?", Mayor Giuliani encouraged
us -- and here lately
implored us -- to go back to our lives, go on living, continue
trying to make
New York City the place that it should be. And because of him,
I'm here tonight.
And I just want to say
one other thing about Mayor Giuliani: As this began, and
if you were like me, and in many respects, God, I hope you're
not. But in this
one small measure, if you're like me, and you're watching and
you're confused
and depressed and irritated and angry and full of grief, and you
don't know how
to behave and you're not sure what to do and you don't really...
because we've
never been through this before... all you had to do at any moment
was watch the Mayor. Watch how this guy behaved. Watch how this
guy conducted himself. Watch what this guy did. Listen to what
this guy said. Rudolph Giuliani is the personification of courage.
applause
And it's very simple...
there is only one requirement for any of us, and that is
to be courageous, because courage, as you might know, defines
all other human behavior. And I believe, because I've done a little
of this myself, pretending to be courageous is just as good as
the real thing. He's an amazing man, and far, far better than
we could have hoped for. To run the city in the midst of this
obscene chaos and attack, and also demonstrate human dignity...
my God... who can do that? That's a pretty short list.
The twenty years we've
been here in New York City, we've worked closely with
police officers and the fire fighters and...
applause
...and fortunately, most
of us don't really have to think too much about what
these men and women do on a daily basis, and the phrase New York's
finest and
New York's bravest, you know, did it mean anything to us personally,
firsthand?
Well, maybe, hopefully, but probably not. But boy, it means something
now,
doesn't it? They put themselves in harm's way to protect people
like us, and the
men and women, the fire fighters and the police department who
are lost are
going to be missed by this city for a very, very long time. And
I, and my hope
for myself and everybody else, not only in New York but everywhere,
is that we
never, ever take these people for granted... absolutely never
take them for
granted.
applause
I just want to go through
this, and again, forgive me if this is more for me
than it is for people watching, I'm sorry, but uh, I just, I have
to go through
this, I'm...
The reason we were attacked,
the reason these people are dead, these people are missing and
dead, and they weren't doing anything wrong, they were living
their lives, they were going to work, they were traveling, they
were doing what they normally do. As I understand it (and my understanding
of this is vague at best), another smaller group of people stole
some airplanes and crashed them into buildings. And we're told
that they were zealots, fueled by religious fervor...
religious fervor. And if you live to be a thousand years old,
will that make any
sense to you? Will that make any God damn sense? Whew.
I'll tell you about a thing
that happened last night. There's a town in Montana
by the name of Choteau. It's about a hundred miles south of the
Canadian border. And I know a little something about this town.
It's 1,600 people. 1,600 people. And it's an ag-business community,
which means farming and ranching. And Montana's been in the middle
of a drought for... I don't know... three years?
And if you've got no rain, you can't grow anything. And if you
can't grow
anything, you can't farm, and if you can't grow anything, you
can't ranch,
because the cattle don't have anything to eat, and that's the
way life is in a
small town. 1,600 people.
Last night at the high
school auditorium in Choteau, Montana, they had a rally
(home of the Bulldogs, by the way)... they had a rally for New
York City. And
not just a rally for New York City, but a rally to raise money...
to raise money
for New York City. And if that doesn't tell you everything you
need to know
about the... the spirit of the United States, then I can't help
you. I'm sorry.
applause
And I have one more thing
to say, and then, thank God, Regis is here, so we have something
to make fun of.
If you didn't believe it
before (and it's easy to understand how you might have
been skeptical on this point), if you didn't believe it before,
you can
absolutely believe it now...
New York City is the greatest
city in the world.
lengthy applause
We're going to try and
feel our way through this, and we'll just see how it
goes... take it a day at a time. We're lucky enough tonight to
have two
fantastic representatives of this town, Dan Rather and Regis Philbin,
and we'll
be right back.
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