12-15-04 I have LISTS of stuff to put on my site, but no time to do any
of it. I will try tonight in the middle of baking phase two (local).
In the meantime, I have this page from yesterday of our Johnston Architects
Christmas lunch.
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12-13-04
I KNOW!
I know I know I know! I'm working on it right now.
But then I'm leaving because, well.... what would be the world's most
perfect band for you?
My answer would be a mix of Juno and Automaton combined.
Tonight at the Rendezvous. I'm vibrating.
(They're called "Henry Hanks") 20 minutes later UPDATE!
Who rocks the party that rocks the party party party?
I finished the White Elephant Party pages! WHEW!
If any stuff looks out of order, that's because it IS.
And I'm okay with that.
So I now present to you: Our Second White Elephant
Party
Oooooh Henry Hanks! Gotta go!
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12-09-04
Freaky Thursday Dude
in Ohio runs onstage, kills Dime from Pantera, I freak out and e-mail
Lee, and go to bed before eleven for the first time in almost two
weeks. ("I will not hit snooze for an hour. I will not hit snooze for
an hour....")
Then around 3 a.m. I wake up to the horrific sound of cars crashing in the
intersection in front of our house (this happens quite often actually) but
then I hear Sean run out the door (he had just gotten home since he was
stuck working late) because he sees that it was a COP CAR that was hit by
the SUSPECT they were chasing.
A CAR CHASE. IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. So the other cop car goes shredding after
the suspect (he just took off of course) and Sean checks on the cop to make
sure he's okay. Sean also thought to go back inside and get my camera, because
he is the Spouse of a Blogger, but then realized that he would feel like
a total knob taking pictures of the cops and the wrecked cop car, so he
decides to leave the flash off, and we end up with genius shots such as
the one below left. Can you see? The scene just burns in your mind now,
doesn't it?!
Avert your eyes
Rubbish the next morning
Then I get up for work
with a headache - probably because I woke up to the sound of a car crash
a few hours earlier, and can you guess it? I'm totally late for work. Arriving
at work, I see a car crash and ambulance in front of the cafe that we always
walk to in the morning. And I'm late, so I'm looking at the crowd of people
to see if it's any of my JA
homies (it wasn't). So I walk in and I'm all "Whew! It wasn't us!"
Then the fire alarm in our building starts blaring.
Which
was SO EXCITING for Rita. The noise! People running out of the office!
An early walk! Firefighters in big uniforms! Going to the cafe! We
had to pass the time for the firefighters to verify that there was
no fire, so we all headed across the street, had some coffees, and
read the paper. I looked for a story about the car crash on my street,
but didn't find it. Although I did find this,
which tickled me pink. (Once this goes into the archives, you'll have
to register, so if you're reading this later - sorry.)
Later I went to Tara's site and read this.
I'm telling ya - what a weird 24 hours.
There's some other news too - it's freaky but also bad.
My immigration application was returned to me.
Turns out I didn't swear
that I had no kids on page 57 of 94. Or whatever. All the other sections
(for my parents, then for my siblings) on that particular page didn't require
a signature - but the part about children's information? If you leave it
blank then you have to sign at the bottom of it saying "I attest to
the best of my knowledge that I have no children. I swear, okay?"
or whatever and since I have NO KIDS I just skipped that section. Resulting
in my ENTIRE APPLICATION being mailed back from Mississauga on Nov. 24,
and my finally receiving it on Dec. 8. Cuz you know they ain't exactly overnighting
anything.
So there's some time lost.
And yes. I'm very frustrated.
There is some hope - there were stamps and such throughout the application,
and a sticker to affix to it with someone's initials on it, so it looks
like some work has been done, and someone has been assigned to my case,
and the application is "in progress". We'll just have to see how
long it takes starting now (Sean FedExed it back today).
A couple things for you:
While I was waiting for my doctor (had my annual physical today) I read
this
article in Wired Magazine about Jewish Orthodox Appliance hacking -
basically making electrical/computerized accessories hackable so they're
kosher for Sabbath. Fascinating.
And also I leave you tonight with a wonderful clip of "Who's
Line is it Anyway" with Richard Simmons (bad link? Try this
or this)
which actually made me laugh outloud. It's so nice that he can finally be
*so* out of the closet. (Thanks, Shnewt.
Drop it like it's hot. Fo shizzle.)
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OMG PUPPY
Mere hours after telling
my Mom that we wouldn't get any more fish until after the move to Vancouver
(because who wants to have even more fish to drive in a cooler for a few
hours?!), Sean looks at the tank and says "We need more fish"
and I'm grabbing my coat. There's just such a great feeling when you scoop
these baby fishletts from an overcrowded underhappy store tank and set them
free into the big world that you created, and they do their little swim-around-and-sniff-each-others-butt-swim,
although it's nothing like that but you know what I mean, and you watch
all smugly like you are the coolest fish tank owner ever because you gave
them this kingdom.
Plus, just like puppies or kittens, they have baby fish bodies with big
ole baby fish eyes, so they're just so... I'm cute and stupid!
looking.
We got three new pink guys and four new teeny tetras who will hopefully
hang out with the three remaining tetras circa 1999.
Saturday
morning was a Clothes Swap, and can you say Genius?
Setup: a slew of women meet at someone's house and bring all the clothing,
accessories, coats, etc. that they don't want anymore. Each item is
distributed to the proper room.
Then, at the same time, we all dive. You would have loved to be the
next door neighbor to this house. Twenty women running around in their
underwear, going room to room, for about an hour.
Then, with our new bags full of "new" clothes, we fill up
our plates o'potluck, sit in a circle, and talk about the clothes
we got. GENTLEMEN! ARE YOU WITH ME? THIS IS GOOD TIMES! for us
The
girls came over to be girlie Sunday afternoon - we stitched; we bitched.
We're ramping up on our projects since we're all in a bit of a mid-December
how-many-projects-did-I-start? panic. And you see I started this sweater
and I'm on the sleeves, right? And it requires counting, see? And
increasing two stitches per every four rows, then after four times
then it's every eight rows, and pass the cheese and crackers please.
Uncle Tim & Aunt Julie arrived from Vancouver that afternoon and
unfortunately the weather didn't provide an opportunity for them to
really check out the city - it was dark and rainy and visibility was
minimal. Bummer.
Soon after I had Tim in the house I had him repairing the Kirby vacuum
cleaner.
Apparently
it was the floovenator not touching the hoosegows. Or something. It
works now.
We've been going out when we can (after I'm off work). Tonight was
University Village (Julie bought me a skirt at Anthropologie!) and
tomorrow is Bick's Broadview Grill and the Seattle Central Library.
They leave Wednesday morning, which sucks, but I'll see them again
in Florida for New Years.
I can't wait for Christmas vacation!
It's been so COLD lately! I kinda want it to go ahead and snow if
it's gonna be this cold, but then I'd go "Ooooh!" for a
few minutes and then I'd just be annoyed for the next two days. I
know how I am.
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12-02-04
1984 - the super short version
Twenty
years ago today, I was pretty screwed up. I made some bad decisions.
I was fourteen.
A couple years after Mom divorced Dad, she decided to leave Las Vegas
and return to Indiana University and get her PhD in Psychology. And
she, of course, decided to take me with her.
And I didn't take it very well.
So I did what every 14-year-old would have done. I made her life a
living hell.
I shaved the sides of my head (soon after this picture was taken),
hung out with the punk crowd, dressed like trash (I wore
trash), pierced my ears all over the place, you know, basic 14-year-old
rebellion. But then one Friday night Tim and Tom Welch were having
a party (Mike Whybark
may have been there), so I went there and didn't tell her. And I didn't
come home all weekend.
And by the time I did come home, my room was packed, and
Mom said I could call my Dad to tell him I'd be moving back to Vegas.
The next day I was out
of there. It went really fast. Mom and I were at the airport waiting for
me to board my plane, and she told me to call her if I ever needed anything,
and gave me some other motherly advice, and then I got on the plane.
And I put my stuff away and settled into my plane seat and for some reason
I looked at my ticket - and saw that it was December 3rd.
My Mom's birthday was THAT DAY. And I didn't know it until then.
She was turning the same age that I am now.
I knitted her a scarf this year.
Happy Birthday Mom. I'm so sorry.
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is about all I've got for ya.
I've been knitting at night in front of the TV. I went to Heather's
tonight and she whipped up a wicked stir-fry and we watched the movie The
Rage in Placid Lake (very cute).
Uncle Tim and Aunt Julie stopped by my work on their way to Vancouver BC
(they are here for business for Culver
Duck). They come back down to Seattle on Sunday - the same afternoon
that I'm hosting a raging Stitch & Bitch get-together.
I'm sorry I don't have pictures and stories of parties and gigs, but it'll
come soon enough I'm sure.
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